Nimrod’s Guide to Chiltern Street Fire
The only relevant street in London. Made by William Pine
2 min readJan 18, 2024
Everyone is proud to be unemployed in Chiltern, local residents walk up and down the street the whole day, occasionally posing with obscure magazines from Shreeji Newsagents.
The manager of the street is Chiltern Firehouse maître d’ Max Harrison.
Downstairs at the basement of Chiltern Firehouse, you may find an actual fire hazard that looks like a smoking corridor. This is where the real club is located, the closest London gets to a vibing alley –
Other frequents of the street are Isaac Benigson, Allegra Handelsman, Angelica Jopling, Bella Freud, Gabriel Chipperfield, Chris Cotonou and Eric Fellner.